It’s faint reward to say this yr delivered fewer stinkers than standard.

Sure, 2023 served up a fair proportion of disappointments, together with “Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny,” “The Flash” and “Napoleon.”

The next movies had been outright duds, squandering their potential and leaving us hungry for the top credit to roll.


Rising filmmaker Emerald Fennell (“Promising Young Woman”) has a watch for lush visuals and socially conscious narratives. None of that saves “Saltburn,” a predictable assault on the elites that fumbles all the pieces that issues in a narrative of its variety.

Don’t blame stars Barry Keoghan or Jacob Elordi, sturdy actors who do what they’ll with the fabric. The “Banshees of Inisherin” standout performs a middle-class Oxford College pupil transfixed by a preferred peer (Elordi’s Felix).

The difficulty begins when Felix invitations his new buddy to stick with him for the vacations.

“Saltburn” struggles to cement the bond between the unlikely pals, however issues worsen when tragedy strikes Felix’s clan.

None of this is smart nor does it successfully skewer the upper-upper center class. It’s a multitude, and the psychological portraits get wobblier because the too-long film plods on.

Add gratuitous sequences that provide shock and little else, and also you’ve received a status season candidate that deserves to be ignored.

Don’t you hate it that black persons are at all times the primary ones to die in a horror film?

Hollywood’s race points are not any secret, however you possibly can file this drawback within the Faux Information bin.

It’s one among many issues plaguing this punishing stab at comedy.

An annoying gaggle of associates is summoned to a celebration the place the unseen host has a number of tips up his sleeve for them. They’re compelled to play a sport teeming with racist tropes, meant to focus on cultural inequities with a satirical snap.

Besides the scares by no means seem and the jokes are, at greatest, limply assembled. Director Tim Story won’t ever have the phrase “auteur” close to his title, however he’s normally nimble sufficient to inform a reliable story. Simply watch his affecting 2002 comedy “Barbershop” or the populist “Ride Along.”

He’s misplaced right here, unable to attract laughs from an anemic script.


Adam Driver. Dinosaurs. A setting steeped in thriller.

Isn’t that sufficient for a style deal with, the sort an actor of Driver’s standing ought to make to shake up his web page?

Not when it’s as cumbersome as “65,” a film that makes “Jurassic World: Dominion” appear to be “Citizen Kane” by comparability.

It’s not the FX’s fault. The story is a multitude, and we’re emotionally indifferent far too early for “65” to have interaction us.

Eddie Murphy flashes his previous self a time or two on this socially conscious comedy. That’s greater than we are able to say for Jonah Hill, who ditched his dude-bro previous to punish us with films like this. He performs a white hip-hop fan who falls for an lively black designer (Lauren London).

Cultures conflict, and there’s little laughter or perception to be discovered.’s evaluate skewered the movie so effectively it’s value repeating right here:

“No one talks like this. No one acts like this.”

Come again, Bob Ross! However don’t see “Paint” in any respect prices.

This “comedy” follows a Ross-like TV entertainer (Owen Wilson, who can’t save this dreck) as he maneuvers by romantic entanglements and knowledgeable comeuppance.

Wilson’s antihero is modeled after Ross who died in 1995. Why try a personality assassination of somebody who handed a long time in the past?

Higher query?

What’s the purpose of this dreary, laugh-free mess?

There’s greater than a splash of woke infecting the screenplay, however the backside line is evident. “Paint” asks us to take care of a horrible human being with out a worthwhile redemption arc to be discovered.

These bushes aren’t remotely joyful. Nor was anybody who paid for this stink bomb.